Drom

Having presented my ticket to the guy at the door, I became thoroughly confused when he informed me that the show had already happened a week ago.  I showed up for the show scheduled on Sunday the 13th but learned after some reiteration that the present day was actually the 20th.  Sheepishly, I asked him for a description of the lineup for that night and went in deciding that there was likely improvisation involved in one of the Balkan bands.

Drom women's hand dryerI’ve been daily poring over a hand-drawn calendar posted by my bed in an effort to focus and live with clarity the first months in the new year.  And yet, I failed to make the connection between the date of the show and the numbers on my calendar, showing up an entire week too late.  My brain rebels against my meticulous, detail-oriented nature once in a while, resulting in hilarious situations like the time I showed up for my flight a couple hours after it departed and the time I headed to the wrong airport altogether.

Actually, upon hearing what I later learned was coined “Balkan Psychedelic Jazz-Rock” from a band named Choban Elektrik, I was glad for the serendipitous turn of the night.  I seldom go to concerts where I don’t already know who’s playing but I enjoyed the energetic, danceable music of the group consisting of violin, voice, drums, bass and Nord/guitar/accordion.

The multi-instrumentalist leader of the group mumbled something between songs but I couldn’t decipher what he was saying and was bewildered as to what they were playing and who they were.  This may be how a casual listener at a jazz concert feels.  It’s important to make clear announcements from the stage, making no assumption that the audience has any depth of knowledge in the matter presented.

Drom men's signDrom women's sign

Drom women's left side roomDrom women's left side room sink blocks the toilet.

This venue presenting world music, jazz, funk and more has one men’s room and two women’s rooms.  The women’s room to the left is only about half the width of the one to the right.  The sink hangs slightly over the toilet in there, making it cumbersome to use so I recommend that you use the more spacious bathroom to the right.  They both had large, modern hand dryers.  I only got a peek into the men’s room and saw that they had bar stools stacked up in the corner by the entrance.  The Drom has awesome restroom signs that they’ve clearly put some thought into.

Drom women's right side room is more spacious than the left.Drom women's this way

Eva from the band sang convincingly in Turkish and Romanese, even though she speaks neither.  She mentioned that the Drom is run by Turks and directed me to an employee who could translate our key phrase for us in Turkish. Ilker tells us how to say, “Where’s the restroom?”  –

Tuvalet nerede?


Cleopatra’s Needle

Jetlagged and feeling like I’ve been hit by a ton of bricks by the abrupt beginning of the new semester, I decided to go for a walk down Broadway to get fresh air and check out Cleopatra’s Needle last night.

With Happy New Year streamers and colorful helium balloons reminiscent of an eight-year-old’s birthday party still hung, the place felt unpretentious and comfortable.  The huge clock on the wall likely makes it a good spot to count down to the New Year.  And if you find the live music uninteresting, you can watch silent television at the bar.

The jam session hosted by pianist Roger Lent was similarly unpretentious yet colorful.  A guy broke out in funny little dances to the side of the stage and an old lady got up to sing with her cassette tape recorder in hand, chatting up the audience.  What guts she has.  I hope that I can be as willing to try something new and potentially embarrassing when I’m at that age.  Or now.

Cleopatra's Needle women'sCleopatra's Needle women's sink

The two bathrooms are located to the left of the stage, immediately past the bar.  The women’s bathroom was stocked with toilet paper in a child’s high chair.  It had a small sink, a small wastebasket, a bigger wastebasket and a toilet that is prone to splashing up water higher from the bowl than you would predict.  It may be a smart safety measure to step back when you flush.

Cleopatra's Needle women's toiletOn this assignment to Cleopatra’s Needle, I realized that the men’s room correspondent is not only needed to document the men’s room, but also to act as a buffer between me and unwelcome suitors.  The man hitting on me clearly did not understand that I don’t care who his uncle’s father is or what venues he books acts for.  If he was romping around Manhattan in the ’80s and he sees me sitting there with my cup of tea, talking about being in school, doesn’t he realize that I may not even have been born in the ’80s?  He left me his phone number, guaranteeing his placement on the Do Not Call list.

Soils from South Africa who played in the session kindly said that he could tell I’m from the West Coast because I have a warmth about me; however, this Cali sunshine doesn’t extend so far to shameless men looking to pick up girls.  Soils tells us how to say, “Where’s the restroom” in Zulu –

Iphi itoileti?